i wish you'd post a sans bumhole story every week
this to win!
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 13:31, 3 replies)

They should scrap /qftw altogether and introduce /namelesshasnoarsehole instead.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 14:01, closed)

Weekly tales of my adventures with no barking spider

(bumless The man with the hole in the middle, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 14:06, closed)

I think he should have his own TV show.
The adventures of No Bumhole Man.

No Bumhole Man: 'My stoma senses are tingling - someone's in trouble! To the poomobile!'
Woman in distress: 'Help me no bumhole man, I'm being robbed!'
No Bumhole Man: 'Have no fear lady, I'll save you!
SPLAT!
PARP!
SQRRRRRRRRT!
No Bumhole Man: 'JUSTICE!'
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 14:09, closed)

About time that Toxic Crusader was revived for TV.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 14:12, closed)

Oh my dear christ
I just broke in to full on face streaming tears of laughter in front of my bewildered office at the sheer thought of the no bumole man TV show!
(bumless The man with the hole in the middle, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 14:16, closed)

Can anyone animate to a good level, we have something viral on our hands.........

(bumless The man with the hole in the middle, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 14:18, closed)

You should probably wash them, then.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 14:26, closed)

No but I feel I should be entitled to a hefty cut of any profits

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 15:29, closed)

probably correct there.

(bumless The man with the hole in the middle, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 8:59, closed)

You mean...
No Bumhole Man: 'My stoma senses are tingling - someone's in trouble! To the poomobile!'
Pissboy (sidekick): 'You mean your Honda Accord?'
No Bumhole Man: '...Yes.'
(McChinaman banned, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 23:07, closed)

"I contend we are both bumhole-less. I just have one fewer bumhole than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible bumholes, you will understand why I dismiss yours."
(SigourneysBeaver took off and nuked the entire site from orbit on, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 15:18, closed)

Deep.

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 15:49, closed)

Well I CAN fit a king size Toblerone up there.

(SigourneysBeaver took off and nuked the entire site from orbit on, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 18:24, closed)