Bad Smells"I once left the world's stinkiest guff in a lift before sending it down to a group of Germans, all bustling to be first in the doors upon its arrival," giggles Boarders. Tell us your stories involving farts, noxious gasses and unpleasant smells.
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chthonic, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 11:56)
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i also heard recently of a terrifyingly posh wedding where the reception was in daddy's gardenit was beautifully done, and even the temporary toilets weren't too heinous.
until the starters were served. and it was asparagus.
the rest of the afternoon was not too fragrant.
[asparagus doesn't have that effect on me. I was bemused by my friend going on about "asparagus wee" until I saw Austin powers and realised it's a real thing. apparently some people don't make the protein that makes it reek, and i'm one of them.
then I learned that there is another school of thought: we do make the protein... we just can't smell it. urgh!]
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 15:05,
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Definitely the latter explanation.Like, some people can't identify artificial sweeteners, when to others the taste is horrendous.
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Sugar Puffs do the same thing.(, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 15:31, closed)
With the added risk ofattracting large ginger hairy nonce.
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Swipe's bloke may be a few years younger than her, but I don't think it's fair to label her a nonce.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 15:45,
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It's not a real partyuntil everyone is discussing what just came out of their wee hole.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 15:48,
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Ain't no party like a posh piss party(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 10:09,
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