Your first cigaretteTo be honest, inhaling the fumes from some burning leaves isn't the most natural thing in the world.
Tell us about the first time. Where, when, and who were you trying to show off to?
Or, if you've never tried a cigarette, tell us something interesting on the subject of smoking.
Personally, I've never ever smoked a cigarette. Lung damage from pneumonia put me off.
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chthonic, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 18:49)
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How to stop smokingI lived with S and J while an undergrad. S told us one evening about her grandmother, an inveterate smoker who, as a result of her habit, had developed poor circulation.
How poor? So poor that a toe had had to be amputated.
Followed by another toe. She continued to smoke.
The rest of the toes went soon after. The cigarettes, by contrast, stayed.
The latest amputation was a foot. Still, S's grandmother refused to give up the fags.
J was not always the brightest person in the world. "They should cut her hands off next time," she offered, helpfully. "That'll stop her."
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 13:01,
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Effingexcellent response tho!
And perhaps a method of fealing with all addictions.
'no hands? that's you fucked then...'
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"They should cut her hands off next time," she offered, helpfully. "That'll stop her."Much lolage
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Top Effort...At lightening the mood on another dreary QOTW.
yay!
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Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Thu 20 Mar 2008, 13:46,
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oh, go on thenI challenge you to come up with a post at which I will NOT click.
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