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This is a question Your first cigarette

To be honest, inhaling the fumes from some burning leaves isn't the most natural thing in the world.
Tell us about the first time. Where, when, and who were you trying to show off to?

Or, if you've never tried a cigarette, tell us something interesting on the subject of smoking.

Personally, I've never ever smoked a cigarette. Lung damage from pneumonia put me off.

(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 18:49)
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disgruntled from Tunbridge Wanks
It's nearly 4pm - an anniversary of sorts - and I am rather unaroused by the lack of mention of our groundbreaking, zeitgeisty, group self-abuse session in the newsletter. This has got bugger all to do with smoking, although I heard about a lot of burning tips, if that helps.
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 15:58, 13 replies)
Am I still too late for the w....
...oh.

Never mind, I shall have a nice cup of coffee instead.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 20 Mar 2008, 16:06, closed)
Phew, I'm back!
Eh? What do you mean we weren't doing it today?
(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 16:12, closed)
I...

Still haven't finished from yesterday...

*tugs*
(I helped save b3ta! Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Thu 20 Mar 2008, 16:20, closed)
^^@CHCB
burning tips? what, have you been setting light to the asparagus again CHCB?
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 16:23, closed)
4pm masturbathon
If I'd joined in with the web wide playing of a BeeBop solo on the spunk trumpet, I'd have been escorted off the site of the client I was visiting in Bury St Edmunds.

Having said that, it probably passes for polite behaviour in the wilds of rural Suffolk. I was quite surprised not to be accosted by a farmer type called Jethro requesting I have sex with his sister. Or his wife. For they're one and the same person.

I've dated enough Sudbury girls in my time

*tuneful trumpet solo*
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 20 Mar 2008, 16:27, closed)
Come on guys...
Can't you wait until Wank-Holiday Monday?
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 16:41, closed)
^
titter!
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 16:42, closed)
Wank holiday monday?
I hope that doesn't mean we have to stop doing it on monday. There are just so many hours in the day when your right hand is taken away .....
(Bazongaloid, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 16:51, closed)
^^
Couldn't hold it in any longer...

*bad pun about you being in the line of fire*
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 16:52, closed)
I'm still rather embarressed...
about yesterdays wank - I've never done it with friends before.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:18, closed)
think of it
as a giant threesome for people who can't count.

And I'm saving those stories for the "my first threesome" QOTW.
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:21, closed)
Monday would be appropriate.
After all, if Jeebus came again so can we...
(I helped save b3ta! The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Thu 20 Mar 2008, 19:06, closed)
@CHCB
I too was disapointed by the lack of mention in the newsletter (not to mention the early closure of last week's QOTW). Was even hoping I'd get a special pat on the back for taking someone's place.

But it's not all bad news - I made it into the 'QOTW Best-of' for the first time ever. Yay me!
(I helped save b3ta! mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Sat 22 Mar 2008, 1:11, closed)

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