Maybe you should write a poem about my mum
That would teach me
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 20 Jun 2013, 16:43, 2 replies)

I agree with the Phantom here.
That's the first post on b3ta I've seen that's made me feel physically ill. There's definitely something wrong with you.
(searlichek, Thu 20 Jun 2013, 16:48, closed)

Have you not been here very long, then?

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 20 Jun 2013, 17:05, closed)

Lurking on and mostly off for five years
................ and you? Come here often? A/S/L?
(searlichek, Thu 20 Jun 2013, 17:18, closed)

Far too often.
There's a famous picture of a man having his brains blown out, that has seen regular usage over on /board, so there's really no sense in getting upset by the above picture.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 21 Jun 2013, 10:06, closed)

Now that you've mentioned it
That does sound oddly fascinating.
(searlichek, Fri 21 Jun 2013, 20:05, closed)

I take it you're not moved by the "napalm girl" photo that's
posted on b3ta regularly.
My take on h.h's reply was that he's pointing out how inappropriate the behaviour was in the lead story. As neither of us has asked him we won't know what he really meant by it.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 20 Jun 2013, 19:24, closed)

^ THIS GUY GETS IT ^

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 20 Jun 2013, 19:26, closed)

Get you, with your fancy "common sense" and "ability to recognise sarcasm".

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 20 Jun 2013, 19:47, closed)

Yeah, what a wanker, eh?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 20 Jun 2013, 19:58, closed)

First Hartley understood what I'd written, now GVP's understanding Hartley.

It's lovely.
(Brigadier an old boot sitting on a man's face - forever, Thu 20 Jun 2013, 19:59, closed)

I'm so happy that people understand you, I'm crying too
It also helps that this doesn’t make Happy Phantom look like a complete and utter prick
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 20 Jun 2013, 20:06, closed)

When you cry it makes me hard.

(Brigadier an old boot sitting on a man's face - forever, Thu 20 Jun 2013, 21:27, closed)

the harder the better
*cries harder*
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 20 Jun 2013, 22:42, closed)

Or...
He could've just posted an inappropriate pic on a txt based forum. Would've had more kudos with a cdc tbh.
Comedy website lolz and all that.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Thu 20 Jun 2013, 21:19, closed)

Yeah
Why not lift the tone with one of your dead children stories
(Brigadier an old boot sitting on a man's face - forever, Thu 20 Jun 2013, 21:25, closed)

RINGO.......
we are so glad you can shed light on this...............



So what do you REALLY think?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 20 Jun 2013, 22:40, closed)

This is a picture of the last few moments of some poor sod's life, just before he's publicly executed with a shot to the head and dumped into a mass grave, for no better reason than his race. It's horrific. I imagine there are contexts in which its inclusion is necessary in order to make a point, but this isn't one of them.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Thu 20 Jun 2013, 22:40, closed)

Are you really that dim?
you should have included a "Except your mum" bit


You are looking good in this one
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 20 Jun 2013, 22:48, closed)

I suppose it's possible. I've reread the thread a couple of times, and have yet to fathom why it was necessary to post a very sombre picture on a fairly lighthearted messageboard, but I may well be missing something. Perhaps you could talk me through it?
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Thu 20 Jun 2013, 22:58, closed)

You know what's the worst thing about this whole affair?
It's not even the REAL picture.


( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 21 Jun 2013, 15:24, closed)

Who needs Photoshop when you have scissors and glue?
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Fri 21 Jun 2013, 15:43, closed)

This in my top ten photos ever.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 21 Jun 2013, 19:10, closed)

Having just waded through the indecipherable load of bollocks that is your "best story", I agree that someone should teach you something, at some point. Won't be me though - I don't do remedials.

Except your mum.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Thu 20 Jun 2013, 18:14, closed)

pssssstttttttt.
A little to the left the moral ground has a sharper incline
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 20 Jun 2013, 19:27, closed)

Re: that story.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 21 Jun 2013, 15:45, closed)