Apparently traffic wardens financially rape motorists' pockets

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 25 Jun 2013, 15:55, 7 replies)

Jeremy Clarkson told me this so it must be true

(McChinaman banned, Tue 25 Jun 2013, 17:11, closed)

Do they hold down the motorists,
whilst forcibly inserting their wallet into their victims pocket?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 25 Jun 2013, 18:06, closed)

I thought that was 'literally'

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 25 Jun 2013, 18:33, closed)

That's no problem though.
It's legitimate pocket rape so it doesn't cost them any money.
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Tue 25 Jun 2013, 19:46, closed)

I think you'll find that it's not rape or anything degrading at all and they were some of the well-regarded traffic officials according to our most popular motorists.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 25 Jun 2013, 20:02, closed)

Ack, my apologies
I always get those confused with the fat, ugly, mental motorists and the skinny, autistic, bullying traffic wardens.
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 25 Jun 2013, 23:05, closed)

Talking about the vagaries of modern life
I've got increasingly unhappy with working as an unpaid recycling operative for the local council, ending up with stinking rubbish that only gets picked up every couple of weeks. So, I've signed up for a private rubbish collections. It's brilliant. This is how it works.

I put all my rubbish in a big bin, they take it away.

Apparently they sort out all the recycling...or whatever...seriously who gives a fuck as long as it's not outside the back door stinking. I think it gets sent to Africa for children to sort through.
(Brigadier an old boot sitting on a man's face - forever, Tue 25 Jun 2013, 20:31, closed)