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Ever said something you've regretted on the internet? Seen somebody make an arse of themselves? Know somebody who posts first and asks questions later? Dob them in to us, the internet police. (We last did this five years ago before Twitter, LinkedIn and Facebook really took off, so now's the time for an update)

Thanks to Benny Blanco from the Bronx for the suggestion

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Got a confession to make: I AM DR SHAMBOLIC
I made Dr Skagra up as a joke!

And YOU fell for it like the FASCISTS you are!
(Dr Skagra glorious glargzhem, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 18:52, 22 replies)
Bollocks!
I AM REAL. It's Dr Shambolic who's made up! Read his posts - that can't POSSIBLY be the work of a sane, undamaged human mind!
(Dr Skagra glorious glargzhem, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 18:53, closed)
PISS ARSE
Skagra, YOU'RE MADE UP!
(Dr Skagra glorious glargzhem, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 18:53, closed)
BOLLOCKS!
I AM REAL.

PROVE you are Dr Shambolic by posting AS Dr Shambolic below!

Can't, can you?

Cunt
(Dr Skagra glorious glargzhem, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 18:54, closed)
Who am I
I mean are YOU calling a cunt?!
(Dr Skagra glorious glargzhem, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 18:56, closed)
YOU!
I mean - me!

I mean - Dr Shambolic! No - Dr Skagra! Who is really... hang on...
(Dr Skagra glorious glargzhem, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 18:57, closed)
Blue name
bell end
(Dr Skagra glorious glargzhem, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 18:57, closed)
What colour's YOUR name then
you lellipruttous, zimcungwic preepree?!
(Dr Skagra glorious glargzhem, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 18:58, closed)
RED
cos I am special
(Dr Skagra glorious glargzhem, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 18:58, closed)
Made up twat
who doesn't exist
(Dr Skagra glorious glargzhem, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 18:59, closed)
Anal ass aids!
I AM REAL!
(Dr Skagra glorious glargzhem, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 18:59, closed)
Anal ass aids!
I AM REAL!

I am not an invention of Dr Shambolic!
(Dr Skagra glorious glargzhem, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 18:59, closed)
Douglas Adams,
then
(Dr Skagra glorious glargzhem, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 19:00, closed)
OK right let's just clear this up once and for all
That bastard Adams stole my name! It was 1978 and he was writing Shada. I was round his flat buying a computer off him and he was elated when he heard my name! (Dr Nikkolai Skagra. YES I am a real doctor).

He said, "That's a cool name can I use it for the Doctor Who script I am working on?"

I replied. "Depends. What's the character?"

Adams said: "Well, he's a Time Lord - probably, but a nasty one. Like the Master only more Aryan, and he wears white instead of black, and he's got this cool scar, and we've asked Christopher Neame to play him."

Me: [I am a big fan of Dracula A.D. 1972] "Oh OK cool! Will you pay me?"

Adams: "Yeah, yeah - just invoice the BBC." [I recall him stifling a laugh, the cunt.]

I invoiced the BBC, nada. Not a grotzit! So Adams stole my name. But he's dead now, so I win.
(Dr Skagra glorious glargzhem, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 19:04, closed)
Zib! Zab!
Zuddlewab!

Bored of this now.

Going for a stroll around the perimeter to inspect the pandas.
(Dr Skagra glorious glargzhem, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 19:07, closed)
What about Dr Preference?
Is this like the famed Axe, Smash and Crush lineup of Demolition?
(McChinaman banned, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 21:24, closed)
That's nothing:
I'm baldmonkey.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 18:57, closed)
''Oh fuck'', SugarSpun whispered, from her hiding place behind the curtain

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