Social Networking GaffesFreddy Woo writes, "My school bully just friended me on Facebook!" No doubt he pokes him, and then demands his lunch money.
Personally, last month a scantily clad young woman confused me with her fiance, with whom I share a first and last name. I'm still not sure she's noticed, but she's going to be mortified when she does.
What's the biggest mistake you've made using a social networking site?
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chthonic, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 14:06)
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I'm a terrorist, apparentlyI'd just gone through a rather unsavoury split with someone I'd been seeing briefly. Her and her sister were both on Myspace. I was trying to at least make friends with her as I'd been a bit of an arse and figured that a friendship might have been salvageable from the wreckage.
Around this time I'd posted a blog on MySpace about my hatred of the Download festival (mainly because of my intense dislike of 12 year olds in Linkin Park hoodies, but thats for another day). I think my wording was something like: "Eurgh, Download is coming soon. Anyone have a fighter bomber I can borrow?"
2 days later I get a barrage of messages from the ex's sister and herself, calling me all manner of horrible names. But most intriguing was the use of the words "killer", "psycho" and "wannabe murdering shit". This struck me as odd. I am an utter sociopath but I'm far too squeamish to want to actually, properly murder someone.
Apparently they were both going to Download and seemed to take my remark about the bomber a wee bit literally.
I can't be majorly picky with girls but from then on I did insist on dating girls with an IQ in positive figures.
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 15:01, 2 replies)
It's better then fucking reading. Or the pop shit that is glasto.
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:29, closed)
It's reallyreally not.... Download is the festival equivalent of shitting blood...
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 16:08, closed)
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