Social Networking GaffesFreddy Woo writes, "My school bully just friended me on Facebook!" No doubt he pokes him, and then demands his lunch money.
Personally, last month a scantily clad young woman confused me with her fiance, with whom I share a first and last name. I'm still not sure she's noticed, but she's going to be mortified when she does.
What's the biggest mistake you've made using a social networking site?
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chthonic, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 14:06)
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PosesAnd what's with what's commonly known as "the Myspace pose"? A message to all halfwits who do said pose.
The majority of people who go on social networking sites are looking to meet and get laid. All but a teeny tiny minority use these sites with a view to actually meeting someone face to face. You spend forever cocking your neck to look up at the camera and setting the camera to black and white and getting your emo fringe just so, so you look overso gorge for all the people who look at your profile. You do realise that if the picture has the desired effect and you gain the affections of some man/woman/boy/girl/glitter, you then have to keep that look up forever out of fear that seeing you in your true form will repel them?
Then you will damage your neck from keeping it like that, and then you'll have to take time off work/school and claim benefits on my bloody taxes.
You'd be better off finding an utterly crap picture of yourself. At least that way if someone likes you and meets you, they'll be pleasantly surprised.
I'm a cyber-aunt for the 21st century, me.
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 16:16, 4 replies)
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How about skinny young lads posing topless and looking mean.
.......How about them?
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whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 17:20,
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We have to keepsome idiots around. I need some demographic to look superior beside. Plus as I always maintain, at least chavs aren't under any impression that they're "arty" or "clever". They're like wild animals - a bit unpredictable, smell like excrement, drink pissy water and can't commicate verbally with humans.
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Maybe you've got a point.I'll have to re-write the list of rules I posted for dating profile photos.
Instead of the 20 or so examples of what not to do, I'll change it to just the one rule... "post the worst picture you can find".
Makes sense.
Oh... but they already do...
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warmfuzzies Isn't here, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 20:49,
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