ham wallets
in one of my usual impulsive silly bugger moods, i decided to sign up to a carpet snufflers' social networking site with the intention of having a laugh with some girls and maybe getting a little snog out of them and nothing more. i even set my 'looking for' status to 'friendship' and made sure they knew i wasn't 100% gay, because while it's nice to have a kiss and cuddle with the same gender, i'm not into dining on lady lettuce.

for some reason, my inbox got flooded with ladies in various states of undress exposing their ham wallets for all to see.

i ignored them. however, one girl messaged me a few days later saying 'why did you ignore my message?'.

argh. now what do i say to that?
'put your flaps away and make the effort to chat me up first, for christ's sake?'

i felt like a right numpty, saw the error of my ways and promptly deleted the profile.
( gypsy turnips, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 5:14, 1 reply)

'put your flaps away and make the effort to chat me up first, for christ's sake?'
that's EXACTLY what you should have said


if only to see the reply
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 8:08, closed)