
Freddy Woo writes, "My school bully just friended me on Facebook!" No doubt he pokes him, and then demands his lunch money.
Personally, last month a scantily clad young woman confused me with her fiance, with whom I share a first and last name. I'm still not sure she's noticed, but she's going to be mortified when she does.
What's the biggest mistake you've made using a social networking site?
( , Thu 11 Sep 2008, 14:06)
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so be nice, OK?
I tried to groom a teenager on Myspace once, but unfortunately he lived in Solihull, and I couldn't find a brush with a long enough handle to reach.
( , Sat 13 Sep 2008, 2:25, 6 replies)

your handle is quite long enough for most grooming purposes.
( , Sat 13 Sep 2008, 2:34, closed)

But I don't think it can quite reach Solihull. Birmingham maybe, but not Solihull.
( , Sat 13 Sep 2008, 10:15, closed)

everyone knows i'm a big jessie since the 'how did you ask yer bird out' question a few weeks ago
and anyway - we missed your little monkeyperv antics
( , Sat 13 Sep 2008, 21:03, closed)

You big soft homo, that story's so sweet that it rotted my teeth a little.
I missed b3ta too, it's nice to share in a bit of demented humour once in a while.
( , Sat 13 Sep 2008, 21:44, closed)
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