Went to Glastonbury with a few mates
and heard that some birds that visit the local boozer were also going. Although it’s nice to go into a pub and be greeted by 3 near hysterical girls screaming your name and grabbing at you for a hug and ANOTHER FUCKING PHOTO of you for their facebook page is nice now and then, it can wear a bit thin 3-4 times a week. Especially when one of the girls is a filthy cheating whore-bag, one a midget with a personality complex and the other a fat lump with warts on her flaps.

Anyway, back story set. We go to the main stage to see some whiney tosser whinge about some shit and strum a few strings of bollocks on his guitar (Joe Lean and the Jing Jang Jong) when in front of us we notice whorebag.

Being the rather stoned and generally stupid fools we are my friends and I decide to take a picture of her but not say hello (Far from their usual tirade being the point) From my point of perspective this is very funny, so I decide to see how close I can sneak up on her and get photos before she notices me there.

A handful of photos later and I’ve ninja’d through the crowd and managed to get a photo of me and her stood next to each other, my mates pulling faces in the background, her not noticing and looking frankly awful. I upload the photos and myself and mates have a good laugh. This laugh spreads out as more people realise what I’ve done (Many people that frequent the pub get the shouting and touching routine) until some cunt tags her.

Shes not my mate on facebook, I ignore her requests at least once a month but little did I know, once she’s tagged she can see MY photos of her.

Anyway, cue walking into the pub, getting the shouting my name followed by swears, threats of pints down my front and ‘My boyfriend is going to fuck you up’ bullshit.

I spose it’s good in a way, I can walk into the pub, not get touched and make it to the juke box without having to wet wipe my self behind the pool table.
(Tibble off the crack since, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 12:23, 4 replies)

I thought that when you tag someone elses photos
it sends a request to that person and they have to approve it. Or is that new?
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 12:25, closed)

Thats new - or maybe a security setting?
I really dont bother using facebook for anything other than sharing photos with friends so I've never changed any settings
(Tibble off the crack since, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 12:34, closed)

wet wipe my self behind the pool table
is that a euphemism?
(kebabking - salad and garlic mayo pls, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 13:16, closed)

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No, that's a little tuba played in brass bands.
(Pickettywitchfinder General, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 13:39, closed)