Advice to girls writing online dating profiles
A few years ago I did the online dating thing - it was good fun. Although I didn't end up in an LTR with anyone from the site (I found one elsewhere), I had some good times and even made some new friends who I'm still in touch with now, 3 years later, which is always worthwhile.

However, one thing I saw a lot in female profiles was comments like:
"I'm looking for an HONEST man"
"Players and head fuckers need not apply"
And so on.

I mean, seriously, people. If you're going to write that in your profile, why not just make sure you have VICTIM stencilled onto your forehead in your picture?
Don't do it. Really.
(davywavy, Thu 18 Sep 2008, 10:50, 3 replies)

also
average=fat
medium=fat
bubbly=fat
large=fat
likes food=fat
outgoing personality=fat
lies restaurants=fat
curvacious=fat
curvy=fat
gregarious=fat
funloving=fat slag

the only acceptable phrase that deep down doesnt mean fat, is "skinny" and throw in "good sized pert tits" would also win me over.
( I have run out of coke is a little sweaty, Thu 18 Sep 2008, 13:49, closed)

Surely...
Curvy = Fat.
Large = Very fat.
Cuddly = Very fat indeed.
BBW = The fattest thing I've ever seen, and I've been on safari.
GSOH = I think I'm funny even when nobody else does.
Bubbly = I've got an irritating, high-pitched laugh and I use it whenever possible, especially after three bacardi breezers.
Seeking NSA = I'll want paying for it though.
(davywavy, Thu 18 Sep 2008, 14:02, closed)

Quite
How many dishonest head-fuckers see that in a profile and go "Damn! Another one I can't reply to."
(lolwhites, Thu 18 Sep 2008, 15:21, closed)