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chthonic, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 10:02)
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Feed the HolmesDue to me being on the fat side the lads in the office this christmas decided to change the Band Aid song from to Feed the World to Feed the Holmes (my surame) - Since I work in a place where if you don't take the piss out of yourself someone will do it for you, I changed the rest of the lyrics for them....
It's Christmas time
If you’re a pie, best be afraid
At Christmas time
Holmes has nothing light and has the table laid
And in his world there’s plenty
he even eats the kinder egg toy
You can’t get your arms around the Holmes
At Christmas time
But say a prayer
Pray for his jeans buttons
At Christmas time it's hard
When his waist’s four foot one
You’re at a drive in window
A heart attack is growing near
There’s no evian flowing
Only bitter, gin or beers
And the Christmas bells that ring
Are coming from Steve’s dining room
Well tonight there’s tonnes of lamb and some stew
Feed the Holmes
Let him know there’s crisps & pies
Feed the Holmes
Do you know how’s your cholesterol?
And there won't be salad in Holmes’ house
This Christmas time
The greatest gift he'll get this year is lard
He cannot see his toes
As the cherry cola flows
Do you know how’s your cholesterol?
Feed the Holmes
Let him know there’s crisps & pies
Feed the Holmes
Do you know how’s your cholesterol?
(Here's the food) there’s not enough for everyone
(A snack for him) Four burgers and a big cream bun
Do you know how’s your cholesterol?
Feed the Holmes
Let him know there’s crisps & pies
Feed the Holmes
Let him know there’s crisps & pies
Feed the Holmes
Let him know there’s crisps & pies
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 12:31, Reply)
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