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There's a grand tradition of singing the wrong words to jingles, hymns and the dreaded school songs. Or maybe you have a corporate anthem too cheesy for words? Tell us the alternate words you and your friends sang so that we can too.

(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 10:02)
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Sing ho for puerile Christmas Carols!
A little ditty I penned myself in years gone by, which still amuses us at the should-know-better age of 31. To be sung to the tune of 'Once in Royal David's City':

Once up Royal David's shitter
Went a glowing cattle prod,
T'was not nice, the pain was bitter,
And it made him need a chod.
Yes, the pain it made him howl,
And it made him move his bowel.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:31, Reply)

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