Singing the wrong words
There's a grand tradition of singing the wrong words to jingles, hymns and the dreaded school songs. Or maybe you have a corporate anthem too cheesy for words? Tell us the alternate words you and your friends sang so that we can too.
( , Thu 27 Jan 2005, 10:02)
There's a grand tradition of singing the wrong words to jingles, hymns and the dreaded school songs. Or maybe you have a corporate anthem too cheesy for words? Tell us the alternate words you and your friends sang so that we can too.
( , Thu 27 Jan 2005, 10:02)
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in re. Amazongirl's clapping song
I know the whole thing--'least I think it's the whole thing. Lord I can't believe I remember this:
Down by the river in the hanky-panky/
where the bullfrogs jump from bank to bank/
I say e, i, oh, you, /
your mother stinks and so do you/
ping, pong, ding, dong/
your father smells like king, kong, /
went to school with nothing on/
ask the teacher, what to wear?/
Polka-dotted underwear./
Not too big and/
Not too small/
Just the size of city hall. /
( , Thu 27 Jan 2005, 22:15, Reply)
I know the whole thing--'least I think it's the whole thing. Lord I can't believe I remember this:
Down by the river in the hanky-panky/
where the bullfrogs jump from bank to bank/
I say e, i, oh, you, /
your mother stinks and so do you/
ping, pong, ding, dong/
your father smells like king, kong, /
went to school with nothing on/
ask the teacher, what to wear?/
Polka-dotted underwear./
Not too big and/
Not too small/
Just the size of city hall. /
( , Thu 27 Jan 2005, 22:15, Reply)
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