Bohemian Rhapsody- Counter Strike version (it works!)
Are you a camper
Are you just a n00b
Caught in my crosshair
No escape from a headshot-
All of your base
Are belong to us you n00b
You’re just a cheater, nobody loves you
Like to empty clip, then reload
Aimed at me? Little low…
I’ll get you the next round, just you wait and see
No-one is L337er than me…

Ha ha, I just fragged you,
Put a deagle against your head,
Pull my trigger, now you’re dead,
Ha ha. L337er than you
I just threw my aug carbine away-
Ha ha you n00b,
Bring it on- just you try-
If I’m on this server again tomorrow-
I’ll own all of you tards, none of you are any good-

Too late, your reflexes suck,
I shot you in the spine-
lowest ping all of the time,
Goodbye you asstards –I’m idling-
Gotta leave you all online and take a pee -
Ha ha you n00b- (take it, bi0tch)
I want the Ts die,
I sometimes wish I’d never respawned at all-

I see a newbie of a counter terrorist,
Camper, camper, you are a base camper-
Frag grenade and flashbang-very very brightening screen-
Autosniper, autosniper,
Autosniper, autosniper
Autosniper and AK-what a shot-
I’m totally l337 and I own this server-
No you’re not, you’re just another newbie-
Go find another game, you dick-
You’re blatantly hacking go and fuck yourself-
Fuck you right back! I will not fuck myself- fuck yourself-
Fuck you back! I will not fuck myself- fuck yourself-
Fuck you back! I will not fuck myself- fuck yourself-
I will not fuck myself- fuck yourself-
I will not fuck myself- fuck yourself-
No,no,no,no,no,no,no-
Screw it this server sucks- I am off now
That sniper has a bullet put aside for me, for me, for me-

So you think you can kill me and shoot at my corpse-
So I know I can frag you and leave you to die-
MP5-not bad at one and half grand-
Just gotta frag one more to be at the top-

I do really pwn ass,
Anyone can see,
No-one really pwns, no-one really pwns, quite like me.

Any way I frag you….
(sqrrl101, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 22:29, Reply)