Singing the wrong wordsThere's a grand tradition of singing the wrong words to jingles, hymns and the dreaded school songs. Or maybe you have a corporate anthem too cheesy for words? Tell us the alternate words you and your friends sang so that we can too.
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chthonic, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 10:02)
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Five little speckled frogs......was crap but still warranted changing to :
"Five little speckled frogs,
sat on my freckled knob,
licking the cheese off my dome.
One jumped into my cum,
the other went up my bum,
and ate all the chocolatey nuggety bits."
Needless to say the last line doesn't quite "flow" and what happends to the three spare frogs? But it was created by me and a mate when walking the three miles back home from our local pub so it didn't have to be perfect.
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 14:12, Reply)
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