"Now Andy Did You Hear About This One, Tell Me How You Got Locked In The Pond..."
In that beautifully annoying non-religion specific charity crapness that is "Do They Know It's Christmas" my sister believed the chorus was not "Feed the world" but merely "Jeeesus... WHOOOAAAAA!"

Beautiful.

My brother mutilated "Stand and Deliver" to become "Staaaaand on the villa! (ohwoaheewoaheewhoa) Your money or your life!"

Others include

"Rhythm is a dancer, it's a source of passion"

"I'm a creep, I'm a winner"

"You wanna shag violently ahaaah.." ("You wore a shirt, of violent green" - REM-"W.T.F.Kenneth?")

"Calling jamaicaaa" (also REM.. Sidewinder)

from Ghetto Superstar:

"We can lie in each other's ovens"

and finally worth mentioning is a site on the net that lists Tenacious D's "Tribute" as containing the lyric

"Whipcrack with your swampy tail, and the beast was done"

Astounding.

Someone else can apologise for length.. I'm too busy... err.. eating pork scratchings.

EDIT: McMad... MINDPISS. (It's actually "call me when you try and wake her btw) I knew this, my friend John was adamant that it was Jamaica.
( MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 16:03, Reply)