Singing the wrong words
There's a grand tradition of singing the wrong words to jingles, hymns and the dreaded school songs. Or maybe you have a corporate anthem too cheesy for words? Tell us the alternate words you and your friends sang so that we can too.
( , Thu 27 Jan 2005, 10:02)
There's a grand tradition of singing the wrong words to jingles, hymns and the dreaded school songs. Or maybe you have a corporate anthem too cheesy for words? Tell us the alternate words you and your friends sang so that we can too.
( , Thu 27 Jan 2005, 10:02)
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whilst on holiday in corfu (yes, yes kavos) we were floating blissfully on lilos, relaxing in the hot sun, feeling the stress of A-Levels drain away into the sparkling sea.
when the 18-30 "pleasure boat" nearly capsized us, with the DJ singing loudly to the tune of "i'm a believer":
so she sat on my face
and i tried to relieve her
but she stank of plaice
with a tampon up her beaver
he sang it every night at every bar we went to.
tosser. like anyone would have put their beaver near his acne festooned face, plaice-infested or not...
( , Fri 28 Jan 2005, 16:56, Reply)
whilst on holiday in corfu (yes, yes kavos) we were floating blissfully on lilos, relaxing in the hot sun, feeling the stress of A-Levels drain away into the sparkling sea.
when the 18-30 "pleasure boat" nearly capsized us, with the DJ singing loudly to the tune of "i'm a believer":
so she sat on my face
and i tried to relieve her
but she stank of plaice
with a tampon up her beaver
he sang it every night at every bar we went to.
tosser. like anyone would have put their beaver near his acne festooned face, plaice-infested or not...
( , Fri 28 Jan 2005, 16:56, Reply)
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