Singing the wrong wordsThere's a grand tradition of singing the wrong words to jingles, hymns and the dreaded school songs. Or maybe you have a corporate anthem too cheesy for words? Tell us the alternate words you and your friends sang so that we can too.
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chthonic, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 10:02)
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A couple...Christmas trip to Hull via Hark, The Herald Angle Sings:
Mark the harelipped angle sings
'Thory to duh newborn tning'
Billy Idol, 'Eyes Without A Face' became Thighs Around My Face/Such a fishy place/Your thighs around my face
And finally to pillage a Disney song 'Be Our Guest'
Feel my breasts!
Feel my breasts!
Put your hands upon my chest
Move my hooters all around and
We'll let hormones do the rest!
They are so round
They are so firm
They'll make your thing fill up with sperm
The sex round here is never second best
So tonight you'll get your meat up
Slow down no need to speed up
Feel my breasts!
Feel my breasts!
Feel my breasts!!
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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 21:30,
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