Singing the wrong wordsThere's a grand tradition of singing the wrong words to jingles, hymns and the dreaded school songs. Or maybe you have a corporate anthem too cheesy for words? Tell us the alternate words you and your friends sang so that we can too.
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chthonic, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 10:02)
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Another rewrite of "My Bonnie Lies Over the Ocean"My mother's an apple pie vendor
My father sells synthetic gin
My sister sells love for a living
My god how the money rolls in
Rolls in, rolls in,
My god how the money rolls in rolls in
Rolls in, rolls in,
My god how the money rolls in
My brother's a slum missionary
Who saves poor young women from sin
He'll save you a blonde for a shilling
My god how the money rolls in
Rolls in, rolls in,
My god how the money rolls in rolls in
Rolls in, rolls in,
My god how the money rolls in
My sister lies over the ocean
My brother lies over the sea
My father lies over my mother
And that's where they got little me.
Rolls in, rolls in,
My god how the money rolls in rolls in
Rolls in, rolls in,
My god how the money rolls in
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 23:05, Reply)
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