Singing the wrong wordsThere's a grand tradition of singing the wrong words to jingles, hymns and the dreaded school songs. Or maybe you have a corporate anthem too cheesy for words? Tell us the alternate words you and your friends sang so that we can too.
(
chthonic, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 10:02)
« Go Back
Northumberland, about 1979-80 (I was eightish)1. Don't know the name of the tune, but can still hum it.
I'm only a poor little spacker
JR buggers me
His wife is a cunt
His mother's a drunk
And his brother lives under the sea.*
* reference to a children's programme in which someone looking like Bobby Ewing lived under the water. Strange contrast to the rest of the song.
2. More of a Limerick
Diarrhoea, sniff sniff
Diarrhoea, sniff sniff
Some people think its funny
But its really very runny
3. One of many ...
Jingle bells
Batman smells
Robin flew away
The batmobile
Has lost a wheel
on the M1 motorway
(, Mon 31 Jan 2005, 19:59, Reply)
« Go Back