Everybody needs a wooden armadillo - Brimfull of Asha
Until my dad told me the right words, I kept singing "Everybody needs a wooden armadillo".

In conjunction with another person's one to the Summers in the sun thing. I was told this version.

We had joy we had fun
We had bitches on the run
but the fun didn't last,
'cuz those bastards ran too fast.

Everyone knows the ones to the christmas songs, I have always been a fan of the one for three wise men.
Three wise men in leicester square,
selling knickers, 10pence a pair.
They're fantastic, no elastic.
Buy your granny a pair.

Oh star of wonder, star of light.
Star of real dynamite.
Westward leading, still proceding.
Blow up in the silent night.

I made a stargate version of that. Yes I'm that sad. I made a stargate version of While shephards watched their flocks by night. I'll stay that one.

While Shepard watched the gate by night
Looking out for the Wraith.
The kids from Athesia came down.
And watched his football tapes.

In ways of wrong words, when ever I hear the backstreet boy song "I want it thataway"
I keep hearing "Which back street boy is gay." Then I sing the words.
( Rev. Cleo still alive, Tue 1 Feb 2005, 22:48, Reply)