Singing the wrong words
There's a grand tradition of singing the wrong words to jingles, hymns and the dreaded school songs. Or maybe you have a corporate anthem too cheesy for words? Tell us the alternate words you and your friends sang so that we can too.
( , Thu 27 Jan 2005, 10:02)
There's a grand tradition of singing the wrong words to jingles, hymns and the dreaded school songs. Or maybe you have a corporate anthem too cheesy for words? Tell us the alternate words you and your friends sang so that we can too.
( , Thu 27 Jan 2005, 10:02)
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Ode to Comet
Sung to the tune of "March on the River Kwai"
(Comet = household cleaner)
Comet, it makes your mouth turn green
Comet, it tastes like gasoline
Comet, it makes you vomit
so drink some Comet, and vomit today!
and another I heard on TV a while ago
Row row row your boat gently down the stream
Drop your pants do a dance. Isn't life a scream?
( , Wed 2 Feb 2005, 7:24, Reply)
Sung to the tune of "March on the River Kwai"
(Comet = household cleaner)
Comet, it makes your mouth turn green
Comet, it tastes like gasoline
Comet, it makes you vomit
so drink some Comet, and vomit today!
and another I heard on TV a while ago
Row row row your boat gently down the stream
Drop your pants do a dance. Isn't life a scream?
( , Wed 2 Feb 2005, 7:24, Reply)
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