Yeah I'm not convinced of the physics of this.
Long tablecloth, bench or no.

At the very least you'd have to be sitting right next to her with your arm in front ... you'd look ... well - like you were fingering her.

I call lies.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 17:24, 2 replies)

Sigh.
1) Who cares?

2) Sitting next to her, on a bench seat, with a long tablecloth over our laps.

She had a short skirt and no knickers.

It probably was a bit obvious, but that was kinda the point.

Any other questions - read the old thread, I'm pretty sure we covered most of them there.
(username failed moderation, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 17:27, closed)

Well ... presumably you care.
Or you wouldn't have posted it.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 17:36, closed)

IT sounds plausible to me.
On the logistics bit, I once fingered a girl under the kitchen table at a party, as we were all sat round it having a drink. We were sat very close, but it can be done.

On the it being obvious part, I once had a wank on a plane. I was sat in my seat, doing it under the blanket. Now, I knew that everyone around me knew I was having a wank. They were also too embarrassed to say anything. My point being that if you're doing something along those lines in public and don't give a fuck, you'll usually get away with it.
( The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 17:34, closed)

She was game for most things, and a bit of an exhibitionist.
I shagged her in a horsebox that was parked in a busy paddock at a horseshow once.
(username failed moderation, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 17:37, closed)

whore's box
lol
( 4Q just lurking, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 19:08, closed)

Something something TESCO BURGERS.
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( rjmrjm, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 19:10, closed)

something something UNNECESSARY FULL STOP

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( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 8:13, closed)

You really are a charmer,
aren't you?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 19:40, closed)