Big Sue
Some twenty years ago when I was in my early twenties one of my mates friends was called Sue. We all called her Big Sue because she was unfeasibly large and she had the biggest breast with the largest pencil like nipples I have ever seen. Sue was a friend of one of my mates. She was in her forties or late thirties and they both went to the same church. We all thought it was very odd that Fat Sue wanted to hang around a group of late teens/early twenty something lads - but hang around she did - she used to come drinking with us and she was very handy as she had her own car. Then it came to pass - I went to a party where I knew no one apart from my mate who took me and surprise surprise there was Fat Sue. Me and Fat Sue had never got only we always argued and traded insults. But like moths to a flame we gravitated towards each other and started chatting - mostly because we knew no one else there. My mate who took me to the party had cleared off leaving me miles from home in a house where I knew no one and no transport to get home. Fat Sue offered to drive me home and I willing agreed. However her idea of driving me home was stopping in a dark car park in the middle of no where and forcing her tongue down my mouth while massaging my crotch. Unfortunately the cider had got the better of me and soon we where swapping bodily fluids in various orifices. The memory that sticks in my mind where her extremely large breasts and pencil like nipples.

That weekend I went out with my mates again and along came Fat Sue who then gave a graphic stomach churning blow by blow account of our bodily fluid swapping encounter with graphic descriptions of all her orifices that I had invaded. She also said she wasn't on the pill as she hadn't had a boyfriend for 7 or 8 years and she hoped she wasn't pregnant.

I was very rude to Big Sue telling her she was lying and making it all up. I was also very rude about her weight :( I did not see Sue again and I dreaded Sue turning up on my doorstep 9 months later with our child.

So Dear Sue, If you ever read this my sincere apologies for being so rude and destroying your self esteem, you gave me an extremely good experience and I would like to have become reacquainted with your unfeasibly large breasts but your lack of discretion upset me considerably.

PS I appear to have lost a gold ring somewhere up one of your orifices. If it ever reemerged could you please return it as it has great sentimental value.
(Big Ted, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 20:22, 5 replies)

Ask Badger
he can probably find it for you
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 20:34, closed)

We all have a Fat Sue way back in the way back
I've forgotten the name of mine but she wasn't fat. I was a cunt though and regretted it. She was a great shag with a lovely trimmed mimsy and a cracking top set.
(Wagane, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 21:05, closed)

Please learn what indefeasable means.
( Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 23:17, closed)

What does indefeasable mean?

( The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 23:25, closed)

It's a combination of unfeasible and indefensible.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 23:31, closed)

No, that's indeunable.

( The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 23:58, closed)

Susan Boyle
Oh dear god, I didn't realise I had such a visual mind until now. Will someone pass me the everlasting mindbleach?
(muzzvsworld, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 2:50, closed)

indefeasible now unfeasabile
I have now corrected - blame me for not proof reading and letting spell checker rewriting my ramblings:(
(Big Ted, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 17:57, closed)

she had the biggest breast with the largest pencil like nipples
2 nipples - 1 breast?
(Kip, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 14:35, closed)