Apologies to the dimwits who can't seem to tell the difference between 2 different yet similar usernames.
& I'm terribly sorry to all of those who seem to think I'm having some sort of breakdown.

I'm not. But thank you very much for your concern. The fact that you spend so much time thinking about me makes me quite happy.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Fri 18 Jan 2013, 21:38, 65 replies)

Oh Ringo you dimwitted drongo
We all know that you and Ring of Fire are two different people. It's just funny to unify you because it winds you both up.

Hope this clarifies the matter, if you need any further guidance, please get in touch.

xx
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 21:48, closed)

Alright
plummie?
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Fri 18 Jan 2013, 21:48, closed)

Yeah not bad Ringers ole' fruit.
Fucking freezing though, it was minus 6 the other morning in York.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 21:49, closed)

Hasn't been as hot here as it has been over East
but defo swimming pool weather.

Keep your earmuffs on Sunshine!
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Fri 18 Jan 2013, 21:54, closed)

earmuffs are for nonces.
Hence you see them as everyday objects.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 21:56, closed)

If having non-frozen ears means I like to fuck children
then you'd best give me a job at the BBC.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Fri 18 Jan 2013, 22:00, closed)

my ears never freeze.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 22:03, closed)

I don't think that's helping

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 21:52, closed)

There there, no-one thinks you're having a breakdown. It's perfectly normal to believe that you're two different people and have conversations with yourself.
We just care about you and want to make sure you're ok.
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 22:07, closed)

I feel sorry for you 2can
no-one should be allowed to live and be that stupid.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Fri 18 Jan 2013, 22:40, closed)

Please don't get upset, we just want you to get the help you need.

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 23:50, closed)

Top Beakering from the Aussie, here.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 22:18, closed)

Good to see that you, MM can tell the difference.

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Fri 18 Jan 2013, 22:36, closed)

I'm very astute, me.
I've even done book learning, and stuff.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 12:47, closed)

Right, you're confusing me now.
Are you the fat creepy Australian sexpest,
Or the creepy fat sexpest from Australia?
And which one of the two is your comedy account again?
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 18 Jan 2013, 22:45, closed)

Oh dear.

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Fri 18 Jan 2013, 22:53, closed)

One of them's a tribute act.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 22:53, closed)

Like...


( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 23:03, closed)

NSFW link right here.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Fri 18 Jan 2013, 23:07, closed)

Stop messin' abaht

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 23:14, closed)

Yes, matron. Sorry, matron.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 23:20, closed)

HAHAHAHAAHAHA

( Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 15:40, closed)

I'm still stubbornly holding on to the belief that they're both really baldmonkey.

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 18 Jan 2013, 23:11, closed)

Well, Baldmonkey was never ever funny and was prone to the odd internet breakdown...

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 23:15, closed)

www.b3ta.com/questions/sorry/post1835569
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Fri 18 Jan 2013, 23:34, closed)

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 23:37, closed)

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Fri 18 Jan 2013, 23:42, closed)

What a SMASHING photo!

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 23:44, closed)

It is isn't.
I do quite like it. But...

Mine's better.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Fri 18 Jan 2013, 23:45, closed)

( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 0:12, closed)

How many times did you spaff whilst making that?

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 0:24, closed)

At least none.

But maybe more.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 0:25, closed)

My daughter just asked
"Who's the lady?"
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sat 19 Jan 2013, 9:13, closed)

Oh now. A Muscle Mary and his Twinkie

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sat 19 Jan 2013, 10:53, closed)

What a beautiful couple.
Are you getting married?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 12:45, closed)

What I like most is how you've gone to the trouble of finding a photo that I've never actually seen before.
This is entirely the act of a sane, non-stalky person who isn't having an internet breakdown.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 7:13, closed)

Happy Phantom did this with me.
I reckon they've got some sort of super special stalkery fan club thing going on.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 16:14, closed)

Oh man.
I can't wait for my turn.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 16:26, closed)

Maybe, once I get an ultra-widescreen monitor.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 16:34, closed)

My penis isn't actually as large as everybody says.
You can probably fit it onto your dusty old 4:3 CRT if you zoom out a bit.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 16:52, closed)

Cause of course Rory's method below
of finding out what he thinks is my 1st name by doing some super internet sleuthing (you'll find me on twitter and facebook if you are that way inclined) is completely normal and defo not creepy in anyway.
EDIT: I really like how my okcupid profile is above my b3ta profile. That's cool!

There are some lovely pics in the b3ta bashes pool on flickr.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sun 20 Jan 2013, 4:21, closed)

Two spice racks!
A glimps into the lives of the rich and famous.
(Brigadier an old boot sitting on a man's face - forever, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 0:01, closed)

Well with 2 racks
one would obviously need more than 1 glimp.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sat 19 Jan 2013, 0:05, closed)

e
There you go.
(Brigadier an old boot sitting on a man's face - forever, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 0:07, closed)

Don't touch that stuff.
But thanks for the offer.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sat 19 Jan 2013, 0:14, closed)

Moohala is totally checking you out, right there.

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sat 19 Jan 2013, 10:52, closed)

Of course he is. That's some H.A.W.T. action right there.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 14:29, closed)

So who's the skinny twat?
Looks like the chap of the original "Mr Muscle" adverts...
(Kliper Filllets Getting noticed by twats on the internet since, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 16:42, closed)

Have either of them and baldmonkey ever been seen together in public?

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 18 Jan 2013, 23:45, closed)

Why Studj, I don't think they have.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 23:46, closed)

In that case......
MYSTERY SOLVED!
:D
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 18 Jan 2013, 23:47, closed)

Let's not forget either, that Baldmonkey was a fat sex pest as well.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 7:11, closed)

Since baldmonkey and RoF
live in the UK and I live in Australia and I'm not looking to travel in the near future - it might be a bit difficult to prove your point.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Fri 18 Jan 2013, 23:52, closed)

I've yet to see conclusive proof that you're not baldmonkey, and as for not being ringofyre...
well ok, lets just say for a minute that you're NOT ringofyre. Who exactly do you think you are right now then?
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 23:57, closed)

Strange tho it may seem to you.
My real name is not ringofyre.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sat 19 Jan 2013, 0:06, closed)

Fine then, Ring of Fire. Whatever

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 0:08, closed)

Not that either.

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sat 19 Jan 2013, 0:12, closed)

Wait so let me get this straight, your two comedy accounts are "ringofyre" and "ring of fire", your real name is "not ringofyre" and your main account is baldmonkey?
MODS!!!
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 0:22, closed)

Okey-dokey Balders.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 7:16, closed)

Not ready to step into
THOSE slippers.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sat 19 Jan 2013, 7:58, closed)

CLASSIC BALDMONKEY!

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 18 Jan 2013, 23:57, closed)

http://www.b3ta.com/questions/greed/post1170197
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sat 19 Jan 2013, 0:12, closed)

Bump

(Elephant Balderdash attempting to bottle the absurd, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 3:26, closed)