the one guy
Sorry to a guy collecting a bag from the belt at the airport

I am not sorry (as I do it on purpose) for the following though, I stand back and spot my bag before approaching the conveyor belt, and then grab my bag a flail around randomly to remove my bag from the hoards of dicks swarming around the edge of the belt hopefully but probably not making them realise that they have been a knob.

The one guy I hit in the nuts was doing the same as me keeping away until he spotted his bag, he was not a knob, just unlucky
(resistanceisfutile, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 22:02, 27 replies)

eh?
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 22:52, closed)

He hit's people with a suitcase if they don't take the same approach to baggage collection as him.
He feels this is justified.

Once he hit someone who takes the same approach to baggage collection as him.

He apologizes for this but seems more interested in pointing out that people who do not do things his way are 'knobs'.

In short, he seems a bit of a knob really.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 18 Jan 2013, 23:16, closed)

Ah.
An Accordionist.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 23:33, closed)

Accordist, or Accordian, surely. From what I could gather, he expressed no particular hatred of squeezy handheld keyboard things.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 1:56, closed)

I was thinking more of the term coined by BD to describe the sort of QOTW poster who'll happily confess to some appalling behaviour...
...then get the arse when people point out they're pricks.
There's quite a few of them about.

Cheers.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 22:07, closed)

dont forget the people whining people
or else they will start whining
(resistanceisfutile, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 15:27, closed)

you sound like a knob too
(resistanceisfutile, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 7:43, closed)

I'm not the one conpensating for my tiny penis
by hitting people with luggage

and the bragging about it

and the being surprised when people do not fall at my feet in awe.

yes, I'm the knob in this thread.

not you

oh no

perish the thought.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 20 Jan 2013, 21:51, closed)

I wasnt "conpensating"

Is that some kind of fetish
(resistanceisfutile, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 22:26, closed)

yes dear, my acidentally hitting the n key and not the one next to it is far more important that you being an aggressive little twat.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 21 Jan 2013, 11:41, closed)

that was a joke
(resistanceisfutile, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 15:18, closed)

You define yourself by having a tactic to retrieve luggage from a carousel.
Have a long think about that. Perhaps in a nice warm bath with a nice sharp razor blade.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 11:23, closed)

and your tactic is to tell people to off themselves.

Congratulations you are probably a knob too. Have a short think about that.
(resistanceisfutile, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 12:06, closed)

It's only a suggestion.
Don't feel like I'm pushing you towards it.

It's more likely to work if you feel the unqualified pointlessness of your existence pushing you towards it.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 12:09, closed)

haha, you just earned knob cheese status

why dont you just go for "fucking rancid cunt" status
(resistanceisfutile, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 12:11, closed)

We'll have none of your aggressive trolling here, thank you very much.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 16:44, closed)

He's terribly dull, isn't he?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 16:48, closed)

I was aiming higher than just terribly.... what would make me seriously dull?
(resistanceisfutile, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 19:05, closed)

I can see you point
If everyone stood back a few feet, they'd all have a good view of any bags coming along. There's always one twat (or group) that moves up to the edge when their bag isn't in sight, in turn making everyone else have to move forwards to see past them.

In the end, everyone close to the edge has only a few seconds notice to grab their bag.

Strangely enough, I often notice it's the same people that are standing up before the plane has stopped moving.
(Kliper Filllets Getting noticed by twats on the internet since, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 16:33, closed)

Does it incense you to the point where you feel the need to flail your little napsack about like a passive-aggressive pansy?
Or do you just raise your eyebrows and tut at the overeager plebs?
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 17:09, closed)

I can take overeager plebs in my stride.
Reading your posts doesn't bother me one bit, for example.
(Kliper Filllets Getting noticed by twats on the internet since, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 14:38, closed)

Oooh look Shambles, it's one of THEM.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 22:05, closed)

Christ. We're going to run out of rags to mop up all the tears and snot.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 8:27, closed)

'I am not sorry for the following through'
You shat yourself in an airport?

No wonder you're such an aggressive prick, that sort of thing takes a lot of living down.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 22:06, closed)

your right, what I wrote there is not true at all

What really happens is I jump up on the baggage conveyor and shout abuse at all the people waiting and then crap myself, then cry while playing my accordion until I can collect my bag.
(resistanceisfutile, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 23:21, closed)

did you run over a drug dealer on your way out?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 23:31, closed)

Does this mean I have a load of junkies that want to kill me now?
(resistanceisfutile, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 6:05, closed)