Sorry
With Tesco taking out full page adverts to say sorry for selling us ponyburgers, now is the time for us all to say Sorry.
Write a letter of apology to someone who deserves it.
props to Monty_Boyce
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chthonic, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 14:50)
I have no idea how a normal human could come up with such feats of wordsmithory.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 15:19,
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A work of Wildean genius.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 15:37,
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Gay John and Shit Kev are fantastic.
As a mate said to his (admittedly rather slow) brother:
"You'd come second in a twat competition."
"Why's that?"
"Because you're a twat."
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 16:04,
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I like your twat story.
My Dad didn't when I phoned him to tell him it though. And some of those nicknames came about by accident so I'm not completely to blame.
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Thor McLegend FUCK SHITPANTS PAC MAN, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 16:58,
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Okay, I want a back story
Why "Pizza Slut"? Does she deliver?
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ChiTown Guy Dating when 35+: sane, single, attractive - pick 2, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 16:59,
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A thick crusty, full of cheese, need to wash your face after eating?
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 17:04,
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Dude, I just woke up over here in the States
I don't think I'll be getting breakfast now...
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ChiTown Guy Dating when 35+: sane, single, attractive - pick 2, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 17:09,
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Have some olives and tuna with that.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 17:10,
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My mate came up (with) Pizza Slut
Due to her face being riddled with spots and her loose nature.
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Thor McLegend FUCK SHITPANTS PAC MAN, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 17:16,
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