Sorry for being born
How come all the other little girls have young daddies with careers, hopes, aspirations even moral compasses? Please daddy can I be normal? Sorry for bothering you at work. xxxx babes

Don't forget the Polish prossies.

[Mod edit: Oh just stop it. Banned]
(Wee Battered and Monty's Daughter Haven't seen their Daddy's siince, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 4:29, 13 replies)

Drama bomb

(Elephant Balderdash attempting to bottle the absurd, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 5:24, closed)

Should be said in a camp voice, dragging out the word "drama"

(Elephant Balderdash attempting to bottle the absurd, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 5:30, closed)

The main emphasis should be on the first "a" in "drama"

(Elephant Balderdash attempting to bottle the absurd, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 5:34, closed)

At work? At half past four in the morning?
No darling I was asleep. Not sat in front of a computer in Finz-P wearing a balloon hat, working on my latest red-hot zing and getting upset at the internet.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 7:53, closed)

I told mummy you worked hard and were always on time. Just like you told me. Xxxx babes
(Wee Battered and Monty's Daughter Haven't seen their Daddy's siince, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 8:07, closed)

Emv m8 you truly are terminally shit at this stuff. It's excruciating.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 8:35, closed)

Nothing more dignified than creating a butthurt account and then claiming it's just words on the internet, emringosadphantomloonless. Cheers.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 8:09, closed)

Cheers
(Wee Battered and Monty's Daughter Haven't seen their Daddy's siince, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 8:28, closed)

THAT HAIRCUT WAS FIVE YEARS AGO YOU IDIOT

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 8:32, closed)

Hahahaha
I don't know who to feel sorrier for, you or Rory's mum
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 8:28, closed)

I'd start with those grubby birds whose vulnerability you've exploited on your robo-grot site.
You should feel sorry for them.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 8:44, closed)

Please don't let the bad man touch me with his transformer daddy.
(Wee Battered and Monty's Daughter Haven't seen their Daddy's siince, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 8:48, closed)

Sorry love you're on your own

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 8:50, closed)

And you wonder why mum says I'm shit.
(Wee Battered and Monty's Daughter Haven't seen their Daddy's siince, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 8:51, closed)

My shit what?
No child of mine would have such a dismal command of English.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 9:23, closed)

I'd prefer it if this was Moaty's Daughter

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 8:44, closed)

We really need someone to set up an account called "Monty's Ex" as well.
That would be fun.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 9:02, closed)

Got any crack?

(Monty's Ex is sorry, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 9:56, closed)

Sure - how much do you want, and what are you offering?

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 9:59, closed)

I'll do pretty much anything with anything for a sniff of the rock

(Monty's Ex is sorry, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 11:13, closed)

Looks like you were wrong.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 9:59, closed)

well,
This is nothing short of fucking pathetic.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 23 Jan 2013, 9:44, closed)

But entertainingly so.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 9:47, closed)

Vindicated.
(Wee Battered and Monty's Daughter Haven't seen their Daddy's siince, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 10:22, closed)

Not really.
It's the at/with difference.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 10:24, closed)

I'm not very good at this.
(Wee Battered and Monty's Daughter Haven't seen their Daddy's siince, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 10:40, closed)

aww man, no one ever sets up a joke doveston account
:(
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 10:16, closed)

You're just not cool enough, soz m8

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 10:18, closed)

regulate

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 10:21, closed)

After Eight

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 10:23, closed)

prick

(woocfot friends with Sacha Distel, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 13:39, closed)

The mods!
And their 'step' hammer!
I wonder where they've been?

About from Monty's bins, I expect.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 14:40, closed)

I note that the "step-hammer"
wasn't utilised in this situation.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Wed 23 Jan 2013, 22:55, closed)

I wonder who this could possibly have been.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 19:30, closed)