The first song my daughter ever heard
was the theme tune to Red Dwarf. I found out I was having a kid 6 hours before she was born, her mother only found out about two hours earlier than that. So there I am, trying to get this sprog to sleep with the first song that comes to mind. 2 years later and she still comes and gives me a hug every time she hears it.

I can't wait till she grows up and realises how crap it got.
(Trousers_of_time, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 0:58, 5 replies)

How did you find out before
the mum?
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 3:31, closed)

He found out 6 hours before the baby was born,
the mother found out 2 hours before that (8 hours before).

The question you should be asking is how was the mother pregnant for 9 months without realising?
(TheColonel, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 9:25, closed)

It happens
I saw it on Casualty.
(Cylon Bum Raider already knows how this will end, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 9:56, closed)

more common than you think
i know someone it happened to. thought she had the flu when the contractions came along. Also the baby can sit back in your pelvis so you don't look pregnant just kinda fat.
(phe, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 13:51, closed)

does the nine months of not being on the rag
give you a subtle hint?
(tjn whizzing on the electric fence of life, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 14:31, closed)