SpoilersThe Hedgehog From Hell says: "I shared a house in England with a couple of Germans in 1999. I was watching Star Trek: Deep Space 9 on BBC2. One came into the room and saw Jadzia Dax on the screen and said 'Oh! Is she still alive? You're really far behind in this country.' What's been ruined for you, and how? Apart from QOTW, obviously"
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 13:29)
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Spoiler for future unwritten James Bond movie!Bond is tasked to apprehend a criminal mastermind; his investigation will take him through several exotic locations and he'll have sexual intercourse with one or more females along the way. After killing several henchmen he will find the villain and kill him too, but in a more unusual way. The world will be saved and Bond will not die at any point. You will leave the cinema, telling your friends "That was okay."
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The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 12:16,
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Skyfall was not okay.It was a sack of drowned mimsies.
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 7 Jun 2013, 23:34,
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You forgot the bit where Bondforgets how to fight completely, gets beaten almost to a pulp, and then miraculously regains the ability to fight and wins. This is a vital part of every Bond film
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oops..You forgot the car chase and the shameless advertising.
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