Terminator anti spoiler
I am 14 years old.....terminator is on the TV, back in the day of VHS tapes.

I beg and plead to my mother to let me stay up and watch Arnie go sick on Sarah Connors ass (would deffo pay to actually see that) alas she says no and sends me to bed but promises she will tape it.

I wake up the next day the anticipation of watching the end of terminator is killing me.

I put the tape in I watch it. It's epic. Eyeball removed using a scalpel, bombs made using what looks like plasticine, the works I am fucking loving it.

I turn 18 many years later, I get around to watching terminator 2 judgement day (probably the best sequel ever made apart from aliens) I am struggling with the film cos I don't know who this long haired squeaky voiced cunt called John Connor is supposed to be. I realise eventually he's the dykes son, Kyles son.....,

I decide many years later I want to watch terminator and it gets to the scene in the motel......the scene my mum used THE FUCKING VHS TO PAUSE IT THROUGH THE SEX SCENE I thought that John Connor was like the messiah (a very naughty boy) a virgin conception. Argued for fucking years that that's what the whole film is about only to ring out later that Sarah Connor fucked a tramp that got sent back in time with no fucking weapons cos apparently you can't send metal back.......but you can send a whole fucking metal machine back.

My mum is a spaz.

You are a spaz.

Tl:dr - I thought John Connor was Jesus.
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 23:53, 9 replies)

well he was very good at tennis

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 8 Jun 2013, 0:23, closed)

Your mom's a christian?

(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Sat 8 Jun 2013, 0:45, closed)

My dad did the same thing, when I was 12.
Except that he went back and recorded "white noise" over the offending scene. Terminator 2 still made sense though, as I managed not to live my life in a friendless bubble.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sat 8 Jun 2013, 1:03, closed)

I appreciate that you're a slow developer but how did it take many years to get from 14 to 18?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 8 Jun 2013, 13:13, closed)

he's a troll
they count thusly: one, two, many, lots.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 8 Jun 2013, 16:08, closed)

Aren't trolls supposed to make other people look like idiots?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 9:53, closed)

Oh hang on, he could be an alumnus of Legless College.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 9:53, closed)

or maybe he's just a bit shit

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 14:46, closed)

You should delete this and kill yourself.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 8 Jun 2013, 17:22, closed)