karma is a bitch
There was this one spoilt little sod that I knew of. He was in my sons class and would always have the latest toys, computers, clothes, etc. He was also a bit of a bully and my son would regularly come home in tears telling me what this little shit had done to upset him. I tried to reason with the parents but they were just as bad as the little shit and mocked me and my family for being members of the lower rung of society.

A few days after this incident I was on my way home from a long day at work in the factory (It always is when you're a manual worker like me) and was shoulderbarged to one side by a family leaving the local theatre early, by a stroke of luck it was spoilt bastard and his parents. I realised that as I was filthy and wearing my extremely battered work clothing they didn't recognise me and thought I could play a little bit of revenge on them and hopefully stop the little prick from being a bully to my kid.

I followed the family down a nearby side street and threatened the dad with a gun (I'm an American Dammit its my right to carry one), unfortunatley the Dad decides to dive at me, have a go hero style and the gun went off by accident. The dad dropped to the floor and his wife wouldn't stop screaming so in the heat of the moment I shot her too. I then left the kid there and legged it back home and told no one.

Turns out that this accident really straightened out the spoilt brat and the bullying stopped. The problem was that he took it a bit too seriously and now spends his nights running around the city dressed like a giant bat.
(mon bison powered by magnets, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 15:23, 9 replies)

what an incredible story
have you ever considered optioning it to a hollywood studio and making seven, or maybe even eight, movies about the event?
( mrlogic is copying your beard, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 15:31, closed)

you had me
right up to the word "theatre"
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 15:36, closed)

Same
Cleverly done though.
(jamesthegill opens new tabs with his scroll wheel, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 15:44, closed)

Hello Mr Chill
...
(powervator and NONE SHALL PASS, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 15:37, closed)

Or possibly
Jack Napier, if you're a Burton fan.
( Bazongaloid, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 15:37, closed)

......
And thats why I didnt end it with a specific name
(mon bison powered by magnets, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 16:15, closed)

haha
nice one!
(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 15:47, closed)

What a British-sounding American!

( Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 22:54, closed)

Nice one
I caught on at the beginning of the third paragraph :P
(Tyraen, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 19:24, closed)