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Mr Newton sighs, "ever known anyone so spoilt you would love to strangle? I lived with a Paris Hilton-a-like who complained about everything, stomped her feet and whinged till she got her way. There was a happy ending though: she had to drop out of uni due to becoming pregnant after a one night stand..."

Who's the spoiltest person you've met? Has karma come to bite them yet? Or did you in fact end up strangling them? Uncle B3ta (and the serious crimes squad) wants to know.

(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 14:11)
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karma is a bitch
There was this one spoilt little sod that I knew of. He was in my sons class and would always have the latest toys, computers, clothes, etc. He was also a bit of a bully and my son would regularly come home in tears telling me what this little shit had done to upset him. I tried to reason with the parents but they were just as bad as the little shit and mocked me and my family for being members of the lower rung of society.

A few days after this incident I was on my way home from a long day at work in the factory (It always is when you're a manual worker like me) and was shoulderbarged to one side by a family leaving the local theatre early, by a stroke of luck it was spoilt bastard and his parents. I realised that as I was filthy and wearing my extremely battered work clothing they didn't recognise me and thought I could play a little bit of revenge on them and hopefully stop the little prick from being a bully to my kid.

I followed the family down a nearby side street and threatened the dad with a gun (I'm an American Dammit its my right to carry one), unfortunatley the Dad decides to dive at me, have a go hero style and the gun went off by accident. The dad dropped to the floor and his wife wouldn't stop screaming so in the heat of the moment I shot her too. I then left the kid there and legged it back home and told no one.

Turns out that this accident really straightened out the spoilt brat and the bullying stopped. The problem was that he took it a bit too seriously and now spends his nights running around the city dressed like a giant bat.
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 15:23, 9 replies)
what an incredible story
have you ever considered optioning it to a hollywood studio and making seven, or maybe even eight, movies about the event?
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 15:31, closed)
you had me
right up to the word "theatre"
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 15:36, closed)
Cleverly done though.
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 15:44, closed)
Hello Mr Chill
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 15:37, closed)
Or possibly
Jack Napier, if you're a Burton fan.
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 15:37, closed)
And thats why I didnt end it with a specific name
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 16:15, closed)
nice one!
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 15:47, closed)
What a British-sounding American!

(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 22:54, closed)
Nice one
I caught on at the beginning of the third paragraph :P
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 19:24, closed)

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