Friend of mine
Begins almost every sentence with a high pitched "uuhhhhh"*

Complains constantly that her teachers will kill her as she never does the work, despite having weeks to do it. This is most likely because she spends all her time either shagging her boyfriend, or playing World of Warcraft or both.

Treats her best friend (who is lovely and would do anything for Whiner) like a personal slave.

Expects everything to be done for her. For example, she expects without question a place at her choice of university, despite not having visited any, and having hardly anything to show by means of achievements and/or experience.

She puts me down all the time, Yesterday, she saw a dance I am working on in my file and told me that I was sad and pathetic for choreographing a dance for the next local hafla (belly dancing party/show) and that my dance was probably shit anyway. She usually follows all these put downs, especially the ones in which she accuses me of being ridiculously whiny, with an immediate "uuhhhhhh"* and a whinge about something or other.

To cap it all off, she lives in a two bedroom house (like me) and has a younger sister (like me), meaning she had to share a room. Not any more. Her parents voluntarily moved into the living room last year and now sleep on the sofa purely so she could have her own bedroom in which to shag boyfriend/play WoW. Both of which she is addicted to. We barely make it to lunchtime before we hear: "Uuhhhh! I haven't played WoW/had sex in like, five hours!!!11!!!11!!"





*Whiny noises are hard to translate to text.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 19:41, 9 replies)

Shame
This sounds a lot like some bint I spoke to, having been speaking to a mate when she interjected.

Is she northern?
(MNNNNGGH, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 19:47, closed)

How northern do you mean?
We live in Cheshire.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 19:52, closed)

....
Why is she your friend then?
(Maccy Divided by 0 on, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 22:22, closed)

exactly what I was thinking

(Stu Moo winner of five nobble piece prizes, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 1:03, closed)

.
Her best friend, who I mentioned in the original post is the closet, most understanding friend I've had in a long time, and I don't want to have to loose that friendship, even though it means having to put up with Whiner.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 14:24, closed)

What??
You mean ... people who play WOW have SEX?!
(Killer Vanilla puts the win in Darwin, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 2:08, closed)

Most certainly.
Although, most of the time, the sex is digital, involving the players' characters.
(Obsidian, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:28, closed)

I know!
It surprises me too! But the boyfriend is also addicted to WoW.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 14:26, closed)

At first I thought it was someone I knew!
But then I got to the nastyness. No-one should have to put up with friends who are that crappy to them, or so far up themselves that they trample over others.
Maybe just be friends with the best friend and leave whiner to her lolraids and leet pwnage!!11!

*clicky*
(Nogin the Nog is the good one! Beware Nogbad the Bad!, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:21, closed)