oxford students...
I know. It's like being nasty about racists or doing jokes about opening milk cartons, but...

Girl in bar, talking to friend. In uniform of shirt, big hair, denim skirt tights etc...

"They just so fucking unreasonable..."
"I know..."
"I mean, how can he say that he's not paying my card offf this month, it's only 3 grand"
"Yeah, and you've got that ski-ing trip next month..."
"I know. He expects me to live on £500 pounds a week...I mean, how the fuck am I going to do that?"
"I know, and God, didn't he tell you to get a job?"
"Yeah. Like thats going to happen..."

And on like this for some time...
(jameslib, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 11:40, 6 replies)

Easy target maybe
But then again you should be nasty about racists, and milk cartons realy are a bastard to open
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 11:49, closed)

£500 pounds a week?!
I don't think I could find a way to spend that much on living expenses in a week. What was she living on, Faberge eggs and Kobe beef?
( Bob Todd whee, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 13:26, closed)

I knew lots of girls like this...
...when I was at Oxford. And I'd bet what she was living on was cocaine, over-priced meals in shit restaurants, and £10 cocktails in some horrid London bar full of braying twats. I'm just surprised she didn't have a nice-but-dim boyfriend to pay for it all when dad wouldn't. That seemed to be the normal back-up plan.
(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 14:25, closed)

shit, i could live on £500 a month
AND pay my own rent!
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 18:13, closed)

if i can live on £86 a week
i'm damn sure they can live the fucking high-life on £500 a week. i'd have ground my teeth to stumps if i'd had to listen to them.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 2:01, closed)

This
Is my journey to and from work, every. single. day.
( XCDinglyGoodCakes looks like we've got ourselves a reader, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:47, closed)