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Mr Newton sighs, "ever known anyone so spoilt you would love to strangle? I lived with a Paris Hilton-a-like who complained about everything, stomped her feet and whinged till she got her way. There was a happy ending though: she had to drop out of uni due to becoming pregnant after a one night stand..."

Who's the spoiltest person you've met? Has karma come to bite them yet? Or did you in fact end up strangling them? Uncle B3ta (and the serious crimes squad) wants to know.

(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 14:11)
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At university I met a human being who had spent his entire childhood at a boarding school.
He had never used a hob.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 20:33, 11 replies)
Please tell me
That you convinced him to fire it up to the max and put his face firmly against it.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 20:47, closed)
I read that as never used a knob.
We all know that at boarding school his knob would have been well used.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 20:49, closed)
oh dear
i read it as 'had never used a hobo', which would not seem so spoiled.
(I helped save b3ta! ascorbate, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 21:47, closed)
This
Is the winner.
(scentless_apprentice takes two bottles into the shower!, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:06, closed)
What's a hob
for those outside Britain?

edit: I'm assuming you mean "the top cooking surface on a stove", rather than "a stake used as a target in the game of quoits", or "a male ferret".
(apeloverage committed the vile act of onanism on, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 23:36, closed)
Please tell me
what a "hob" is. I am American and don't get it.
(AlfishKK, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:58, closed)
It's the top of a cooker.

(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 1:35, closed)
whoops
i read that as "never had a hand job"...
(I helped save b3ta! jakedamusss I understand, and dont care., Wed 15 Oct 2008, 6:24, closed)
Upon arrival at university
I had used a hob only a few times. It wasn't through being spoilt; my mum wouldn't let me loose in her kitchen.
(ThomsonsPier consumes, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 8:55, closed)
Not being defensive or anything (although obviously yes)
I spent my whole childhood at boarding school, and therefore had to do my own ironing, sew on buttons, cook any food I wanted for myself outside fixed meals served about a mile from where I lived/slept, generally cope for myself.

I even managed to have an operation at 16 that I genuinely forgot to tell my parents about.

Let's get this straight. Public schools are not the cause of self-centred spineless *&%$s. They merely have their fair share.
(I helped save b3ta! prince-igor si tacuisses, philosophus mansisses, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 14:03, closed)

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