oh God
I work with the biggest spoilt brat around.

18 year old receptionist. She got the job because her parents are the boss' church pastors - she didn't have to endure a gruelling interview process, and no one has ever said anything bad to her, even when she fucked up royally.

Her parents treat her like a princess. She gets whatever she wants, whenever she wants, however she wants.

The bosses at work treat her the same. She swans in wearing her mothers designer clothes, looking like a $2 hooker, flips her hair around all the time, constantly looks at herself in the mirror, takes pictures of herself - the works. She does absolutely NO WORK apart from answer the phones and take the mail to the post box. At the start she got asked to do some "real" work, and she cried, said she couldn't do it, and they just patted her on the back and said "it's ok.. you don't have to do it". She leaves the office at every given opportunity for the others who actually work to pick up the slack for her. Nevermind the people pressed for time - if she wants to leave because she's bored, too bad for everyone else.

The thing i hate most about her is the fact that she is so damn fake. She's nothing but sweet and polite to the bosses, but anyone else can get fucked as far as she's concerned. She pretends to be all innocent and virginal, but she's the biggest skank around. She shits me to tears - she's exactly the type of person i despise. She's like 18 going on 8.

Thank God she's leaving in a few weeks.. i can't wait til we get someone normal.
(brotagaia, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 9:36, 10 replies)

Offer to make her a cup of tea
and wipe your cock round the rim of her cup. Preferably before you put the tea in, obviously.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 15 Oct 2008, 9:48, closed)

^ This
Made me snort tea.
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 9:52, closed)

Why
Did someone else make it for you? Perhaps someone who doesn't usually make you a cup? ;-)
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 15 Oct 2008, 10:12, closed)

that could work
however i don't have a cock to wipe around the rim of her cup.. wish i did though.. perhaps i could use my dildo just after i've finished using it?
(brotagaia, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 12:12, closed)

There is a digital solution to your problem
That is, stick a finger somewhere *ahem* "intimate" before making said cup of tea and wiping it round the rim.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 15 Oct 2008, 13:40, closed)

Someone normal?
Um... that is normal.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 10:21, closed)

A bitch
is someone who doesnt sleep with *you*. Just ask her out. I'm thinking you actually like her. Go on. Do it. Is she fit though. Would you?
( I have run out of coke is a little sweaty, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 12:00, closed)

err
no, i wouldn't.. she is lacking in the penis department because alas i am also a girl
(brotagaia, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 12:11, closed)

I Guess
you won't be rimming the cup with your cock either then?
(Fuckarma was masturbating into your handbag, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 12:38, closed)

unless!
She has got a cock. A girl with a cock... the possibiliti hang on is this just in my head
( I have run out of coke is a little sweaty, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 17:05, closed)