Spoilt BratsMr Newton sighs, "ever known anyone so spoilt you would love to strangle? I lived with a Paris Hilton-a-like who complained about everything, stomped her feet and whinged till she got her way. There was a happy ending though: she had to drop out of uni due to becoming pregnant after a one night stand..."
Who's the spoiltest person you've met? Has karma come to bite them yet? Or did you in fact end up strangling them? Uncle B3ta (and the serious crimes squad) wants to know.
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chthonic, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 14:11)
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Have some sheepMy friend Andrew came to my house for tea when we were about 8 years old or thereabouts.He wasn't spoilt,but they did things differently than we did.We were having lamb chops to eat and Andrew says,"In our house,we have silver paper on the chops so that we don't get dirty fingers."
My father replied thusly:
"In our house we have soap and water,now go and wash your hands."
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 11:59, 3 replies)
reminds me of a great anecdote i read on a qotw some years agoenglish lads using the gents in a stadium in germany somewhere. One english lad and one german finish at the same time and adjourn to the sink.
The german, aghast that the english is not washing his hands pipes up and condescendingly says 'in germany we were taught to always wash our hands after using the toilet'. The english retorts 'well, in england we were taught not to piss all over our hands'
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applehead herp derp, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 12:17,
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Cutlery?Am I being completely retarded or what? 'Cos in our house we used a knife and fork to eat lamb chops...
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Spoilt bastard..
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