Not strictly in line with this weeks QOTW but still.. read on.
Ok, so this isn't as much about 'spoilt' brats as just 'brats' in general.

Every bus journey you can guarantee there will be at least one group of girls, usually around the ages of 12-16 who think its absolutely hi-fucking-larious to play whatever festering turd of a song is ruling the chavtastic songworld at that moment in time. If they're not playing shitty music then they are having a conversation to see who's mouth can produce the most crap in 60 second spurts.
A typical conversation would go thus:

Chavette #1: Lyk ohmygodwhatthefuckyousaying
Chavette #2: no 'e wud-unt 'eez gunna get fukin battad
Chavette #3: fuk off u dont no nuffink.

And so on and so forth all expelled in exceptionally loud voices so that the rest of the bus can hear all about their pathetic excuses for lives.


Next.

The male chavs, you know the ones. They stand outside the shops in groups and proceed to ask every stranger that walks past "go in t'shop for us mate". When the stranger politely declines their request they suddenly show their true side "what a wanka, fuk off yer fukin twat, i'm guna cut ya wiv me flicky innit". Well fuck me sideways with the torch of gondor... thats where i've been going wrong all my life, your supposed to be rude and uncouth when you want someone to do something for you. Christ on a twunting bike... Their stupidity astounds me. Fuck Asbo's.... bring in mandatory steralisation for all chavs.

There are so many more 'brats' i'd like to unleash a foul mouthed diatribe about but i'll end this here.
(urbanbushmonkey, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 20:32, 7 replies)

i
know exactly what you mean... the conversations scare me cause i'm sure that i'm not the only one on the bus who really doesn't want to know who's pregnant and in graphic detail of how they got that way
(i eat crayons, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 20:54, closed)

Blimey
You must be psychic.

Only yesterday my friend and I were on our way into town and three chavettes were shouting at each other "LIKEOMGYOURPREGNANTHAHAHA".

Complete fuckwits the lot of them.
(urbanbushmonkey, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 20:59, closed)

its when
you hear them saying
"an he did me up the wall like round the park... but we had to stop so he did me from behind int bushes"
that you really wish you had headphones on... even the volume on any headphones can't drown them out though.
(i eat crayons, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 21:39, closed)

Try this
Just imagine different ways of 'silencing' them... gets me through most journeys.
(urbanbushmonkey, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:31, closed)

It's not just chavs
Two posh teenage girls got on my train the other evening, playing "Horny" by Mousse T out of a mobile phone - and one was loudly telling the other how she was covered in scratches after shagging her boyfriend in a bush. Then she had a panic because she'd forgotten to put blusher on - like she wasn't made up like a fucking clown already.
(Binary Solo loves a bit of algebra, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:11, closed)

You get a click just for
"Well fuck me sideways with the torch of gondor".
( Bob Todd whee, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:49, closed)

Injections
Why can't every teenager get contraceptive injections, lasting til their eighteenth birthday, then if they're not engaged in something useful, full time work, apprenticeship, or education, another one! no breeding til they're 23! And if they don't have the injection or implant, then they get no benefits! or any other help for that matter..

Simple really. Yes I did just get off the bus..
(Beer Elf Thought this was like a campfire, anyhow, on, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:50, closed)