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Mr Newton sighs, "ever known anyone so spoilt you would love to strangle? I lived with a Paris Hilton-a-like who complained about everything, stomped her feet and whinged till she got her way. There was a happy ending though: she had to drop out of uni due to becoming pregnant after a one night stand..."

Who's the spoiltest person you've met? Has karma come to bite them yet? Or did you in fact end up strangling them? Uncle B3ta (and the serious crimes squad) wants to know.

(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 14:11)
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Me Me Me
I always get what I want. I don't have to ask at times as I am so amazing at most things. I have everything and more than most people put together.
(angel eyes, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:46, 36 replies)
ah, but,
can you tell the difference between 'then' and 'than'?
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:48, closed)
Angel Eyes?
Are you Jerry Cantrell's inflamed sense of self-importance?
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:50, closed)
Is he the guitarist
from Alice in Chains?
(Bazongaloid, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:58, closed)
Wrap me up in chains.
If you wish to.
(angel eyes, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:59, closed)
I am important.
More than anyone especially you.
(angel eyes, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:58, closed)
Fuck off cunt face
Bert is the most important person ever. FACT.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:59, closed)
That's not very nice.
I'm definitely not sharing my cake and blowjobs with you now.

@al thanks for sticking up for me. Yes, Jerry Cantrell was the guitarist from Alice in Chains, but he also had a solo career, the high-point of which was his song, 'angel eyes'.
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:02, closed)
That made me laugh.
I knew who Jerry Cantrell was that where I got my username from. Do you like my name cunt?.
(angel eyes, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:06, closed)
What's
a name cunt?
(Fuckarma was masturbating into your handbag, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:08, closed)
It beats your username.
Your one should be fuck your mum.
(angel eyes, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:11, closed)
We have
a 14 year old on the internet!

Wooooo!

Lets all be rude on the internet like funny people do.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:13, closed)
Hey!
I did fuck your mum!

She was shit
(Fuckarma was masturbating into your handbag, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:14, closed)
Oi
That was my mum.

But she was shit, so I'll let you off.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:14, closed)
Cheers Al
It's good to have mutual understanding, would you like a go of mine?
(Fuckarma was masturbating into your handbag, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:18, closed)
Hmmmm
*looks*

Naaah, you're alright there mate.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:20, closed)
Awww
*cries*

Just put a bag on her head...

and yours in case hers falls off
(Fuckarma was masturbating into your handbag, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:21, closed)
Why would her head fall off?
I don't want to do a corpse.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:25, closed)
Oh
I;d better rescind my offer then...

apologies for any offence caused!
(Fuckarma was masturbating into your handbag, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:26, closed)
A small piece of advice...
If you are new to a place, in real life or on the internet, being clearly and intentionally rude to the locals is probably a bad way to start. Try taking the time to learn what "etiquette" means where you are.

/aside: I don't think this is puppetry, this sort of rudeness is purely juvenile.
(Not him., Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:54, closed)
there should be
a comma between was and that. I too do not understand what a name cunt is?
(Bazongaloid, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:12, closed)
Personally...
I preferred Anger Rising
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:07, closed)
Sorry,
Who are you?
(annhialus hasn't had an accident since, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:18, closed)
Angel eyes
Of course.
(angel eyes, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:26, closed)
'Angel Eyes' my arse
Whose puppet are you really?

Al, I'm looking at you....
(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:47, closed)
Not mine
but I have been thinking of getting one, they look like fun. Now how hard should my name be?
(Bazongaloid, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:49, closed)
Oooh...
very hard.

Hard and big.

The harder the better.



I'm just going to erm....lie down...
(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:50, closed)
Yes
me too.

But maybe not with you.

Unless ....
(Bazongaloid, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:51, closed)
Unless...
you can a)run very fast from an angry mountain biker or b) offer a swap - I think he'd accept either Mrs Al or a nice new bike.

Because, yes, I *am* just a piece of meat and a mere chattel of my man.
(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:01, closed)
I'm glad to hear that
I was a bit worried after meeting you that you were one of those "feminist" types that doesn't want to do the cooking and lets her armpits get hairy.

Hmmmm, I've got a nice bike, I'd better send him a gaz.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:04, closed)
Goodness me, no!
I make sure I've cooked him a gourmet three course meal every day, I always put on my prettiest frocks and make-up whenever he's around.

I never speak out of turn and generally I aim to walk at least three steps behind him at all times. Mind you, I have to walk three steps behind as I can't keep up in the tight skirts and high heels.

Yes, whatever he asks me to do, I'll do it.


*asplodes*
(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:17, closed)
It's clearly a bored puppet.
This is the second version of the same post.

Someone wants a bit of attention for themselves, the pesky rascal.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Moey, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:55, closed)
There is
of course the possibility that it is actually a 14 year old.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:58, closed)
A 14 year old
with self-diagnosed Aspergers mayhap?
(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:02, closed)
not self-diagnosed
"I actually have something wrong with me!"
(annhialus hasn't had an accident since, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 15:27, closed)
...
You never can tell with these darned b3tans.

The posts do read like they've come from a 14 year old brain.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Moey, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:02, closed)
Sadly
so do a lot of mine though.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:04, closed)

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