Spoilt BratsMr Newton sighs, "ever known anyone so spoilt you would love to strangle? I lived with a Paris Hilton-a-like who complained about everything, stomped her feet and whinged till she got her way. There was a happy ending though: she had to drop out of uni due to becoming pregnant after a one night stand..."
Who's the spoiltest person you've met? Has karma come to bite them yet? Or did you in fact end up strangling them? Uncle B3ta (and the serious crimes squad) wants to know.
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Me Me MeI always get what I want. I don't have to ask at times as I am so amazing at most things. I have everything and more than most people put together.
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ah, but,can you tell the difference between 'then' and 'than'?
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Angel Eyes?Are you Jerry Cantrell's inflamed sense of self-importance?
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:50,
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Is he the guitaristfrom Alice in Chains?
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Wrap me up in chains.If you wish to.
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I am important.More than anyone especially you.
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Fuck off cunt faceBert is the most important person ever. FACT.
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That's not very nice.I'm definitely not sharing my cake and blowjobs with you now.
@al thanks for sticking up for me. Yes, Jerry Cantrell was the guitarist from Alice in Chains, but he also had a solo career, the high-point of which was his song, 'angel eyes'.
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:02,
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That made me laugh.I knew who Jerry Cantrell was that where I got my username from. Do you like my name cunt?.
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What'sa name cunt?
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It beats your username.Your one should be fuck your mum.
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We havea 14 year old on the internet!
Wooooo!
Lets all be rude on the internet like funny people do.
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Hey!I did fuck your mum!
She was shit
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OiThat was my mum.
But she was shit, so I'll let you off.
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Cheers AlIt's good to have mutual understanding, would you like a go of mine?
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Hmmmm*looks*
Naaah, you're alright there mate.
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Awww*cries*
Just put a bag on her head...
and yours in case hers falls off
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Why would her head fall off?I don't want to do a corpse.
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OhI;d better rescind my offer then...
apologies for any offence caused!
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A small piece of advice...If you are new to a place, in real life or on the internet, being clearly and intentionally rude to the locals is probably a bad way to start. Try taking the time to learn what "etiquette" means where you are.
/aside: I don't think this is puppetry, this sort of rudeness is purely juvenile.
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there should bea comma between was and that. I too do not understand what a name cunt is?
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Personally...I preferred Anger Rising
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:07,
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Sorry,Who are you?
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Angel eyesOf course.
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'Angel Eyes' my arseWhose puppet are you really?
Al, I'm looking at you....
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chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:47,
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Not minebut I have been thinking of getting one, they look like fun. Now how hard should my name be?
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Oooh...very hard.
Hard and big.
The harder the better.
I'm just going to erm....lie down...
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chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:50,
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Yesme too.
But maybe not with you.
Unless ....
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Unless...you can a)run very fast from an angry mountain biker or b) offer a swap - I think he'd accept either Mrs Al or a nice new bike.
Because, yes, I *am* just a piece of meat and a mere chattel of my man.
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chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:01,
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I'm glad to hear thatI was a bit worried after meeting you that you were one of those "feminist" types that doesn't want to do the cooking and lets her armpits get hairy.
Hmmmm, I've got a nice bike, I'd better send him a gaz.
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Goodness me, no!I make sure I've cooked him a gourmet three course meal every day, I always put on my prettiest frocks and make-up whenever he's around.
I never speak out of turn and generally I aim to walk at least three steps behind him at all times. Mind you, I have to walk three steps behind as I can't keep up in the tight skirts and high heels.
Yes, whatever he asks me to do, I'll do it.
*asplodes*
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chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:17,
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It's clearly a bored puppet.This is the second version of the same post.
Someone wants a bit of attention for themselves, the pesky rascal.
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Moey, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:55,
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There isof course the possibility that it is actually a 14 year old.
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A 14 year oldwith self-diagnosed Aspergers mayhap?
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chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:02,
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not self-diagnosed"I actually have something wrong with me!"
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...You never can tell with these darned b3tans.
The posts do read like they've come from a 14 year old brain.
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Moey, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:02,
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Sadlyso do a lot of mine though.
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