I guess it's too late to get any attention, but here goes
I had a couple with a little daughter as neighbours. The girl was about 4 years old and very sweet - blond hair, blue eyes, in short, a little angel.

But she was also a hideous little beast. She drove them nuts with constant whining, for be it toys, sweets or some other whims. She had frequent fights with the other children from the neighborhood and behaved generally like a snotty little princess. She was also quite noisy and threw sometimes gravel at my dog. She was their only child, and well, you get the idea - they had really spoiled her.

No wonder that they once came back from a holiday without her.
( Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:56, 8 replies)

Rude.
but she wasn't an only child.
But cobbles?
(tweebianmonkey Should be known as Widget, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:57, closed)

I meant gravel :]
as for the rest, who cares?
( Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:20, closed)

I do
Because otherwise you might mean some other missing child and you'd confused a stupid person.
*cough*
(tweebianmonkey Should be known as Widget, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:25, closed)

A nice idea
which let down by:

1) not being the first attempt at this joke;
2) not being written in a way that makes a lot of sense in some places, and;
3) it being far far too easy to use this joke under this heading.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:31, closed)

hah!
You're just gutted because you were beaten to it this week.

Fnarrrr!

(although, I failed substantially with my own Maddie joke, and you could argue that we should all find our own jokes. Hrmph.)

You've still got time though, it's just not qotw without an alt'geordi maddie joke.
( rofl harris, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:49, closed)

Nah
as I said it's too obvious. Plus ever time I post about being somewhere foreign, or meeting a family I hated everyone will know where i'm going.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:58, closed)

ah
A victim of your own success.
( rofl harris, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:59, closed)

Victim.
Perhaps you'll have to have more meandering stories, pull people in before knocking them dead with the "minced up in a bin' style twist.
(ice9, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 15:33, closed)