What's better than winning gold at the olympics?
Not having dedicated your entire life to the utterly fucking pointless pursuit of running very fast in a straight line for 100m
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:12, 6 replies)

I'm starting to think I might be detecting the bitterness of failure.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:15, closed)

You're right, I never won an olympic gold

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:36, closed)

See also: Dylan Moran talking about Arnold Schwarzenegger

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:17, closed)

*clicks hard*
(but not too hard, don't want to strain myself)
( Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:23, closed)

Being b3ta
this should undoubtedly win. If it doesn't it'll be a travesty. Clickety McClick Clickersson the 3rd.
(Captain Sensible "I'll be your animal in a yellow plastic bin", Thu 19 Apr 2012, 17:54, closed)

Oh...
I thought there was more to the Olympics than running very fast in a straight line for 100 metres.

It should all be over in about 10 seconds then? Seems like an awful lot of effort considering...
(Woodlouse say it with flowers. Send her a Triffid, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 21:28, closed)