The best sport ever
One day at school, over lunch, my mates and I got bored. So, as you do in these situations, we decided to do something unbelievably stupid and dangerous, but equally awesome.

We detached a fire door from it's frame, removed the heavy door handle with subtle kicks to make sure our 'board' was aerodynamic, and then decided to 'surf' down the staircase of the 4-storey block.

Amazing.

My mate Chris broke his arm in three places and we very nearly killed a Bash (little old lady Lunch Monitor) but that's the price you pay for greatness.
(Mr Fudge It shouldn't be illegal to have sex with an eagle, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 8:41, 4 replies)

You must be Johnny Knoxville.

(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 9:33, closed)

is that code for knobkockey?
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 9:55, closed)

what's
knobkockey when it's at home?
(magic the cat will someone please think of the kittens, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 12:59, closed)

Its this thing thats like that
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 22:26, closed)