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Mictoboy asks: Everybody knows that stag and hen parties are a veritable gateway to Hell, and quite the worst thing to happen to anybody full stop. So, tell us what happened.
( , Thu 30 Jan 2014, 16:00)
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We all turned up to his stag night chewing gum.
He was a very hairy chap.
He was pissed senseless by 9pm at which point we collected together the chewing gum into a ball, hauled down his trousers and kaks, and stuffed the tennis ball sized lump of goo into his (very) hairy ass-crack. Gay? No. Confused? Maybe
His fiancee picked him up at about 10pm, put him to bed, and spent most of the next morning trying to freeze / shave the matted ball of juicy fruit from between his buttocks.
More happy days.
( , Fri 31 Jan 2014, 16:07, 8 replies)
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