As a best man, I was tasked with setting up the bachelor party for my friend.
I organised a small room in a quiet restaurant, some boardgames, a projector with a PlayStation and no strippers.

My friend thanked me profusely, said he was really glad there were no strippers.
(Ladyfingers is in your wardrobe,, Sat 1 Feb 2014, 11:10, 6 replies)

from the sound of it you could have done with a couple of strippers. Paint strippers, then you could
have done some house painting and watched the paint dry you fucking dullunge.
( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Sat 1 Feb 2014, 12:10, closed)

There is no such verb as "to task"
(Bob the Builder killed Captain Alex, Sat 1 Feb 2014, 12:14, closed)

There is of you're an uberdull untermensch.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 1 Feb 2014, 12:25, closed)

OED and Cambridge beg to differ.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Sat 1 Feb 2014, 17:45, closed)

'Bachelor party' is cunts term.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 1 Feb 2014, 14:49, closed)

Strippers are immoral!
Whores will actually suck you off rather than jst getting you all excited.
I don't see the point of either for a "stag do" though as if you want to fuck about you can just, you know, not marry.
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 18:42, closed)