But, monkeys are shit compared to gibbons.

( The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 2:56, 1 reply)

My vote was for bears.
Nobody fucks with a bear.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 8:10, closed)

Imagine, a shark bear hybrid
a bark, if you will.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 9:30, closed)

Or a ... a ...
a Cher.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 10:37, closed)

JESUS FUCK KILL IT NOW.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 12:21, closed)

Fuck it first though. For the stag do anecdote.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 17:46, closed)

I had not spotted this, yes bears are the coolest of animals. The large Kodiak, Brown and Polar
are just mental fucking hard. I always believed that they were but an episode of QI confirmed this because the Romans actually pitted lions, tigers and such like against the large bears. Apparently, the felines have very soft skulls when slammed by a bear paw (not the American confectionary.) Most satisfying.

And bears are a type of fat queer with hair. I don't like them so much.
( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 23:03, closed)

Not really relevant, but QI is possibly the worst of all the panel games.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 12:19, closed)