Let your fingers do the walking
One of my mates got married very young, while still living at his parents. Not sure how, but he ended up having his stag do at their house while they had gone away for the night. With loads of booze and some loud music, a good time was had by all. Next morning we all woke, bleary eyed, and starting cleaning up the place: collecting glasses, washing away the suspicious stains, bagging up the bottles and cans, putting all the furniture back. Everything was going swimmingly until, with just one hour before the parents were due back, the stag himself moved a magazine off a table to discover an enormous scratch in the polished surface. Panic! Luckily we found a copy of the Yellow Pages and quickly rang a French Polishing service, who turned up and restored a lustrous sheen to the tabletop with just moments to spare. Ironically my mate's dad was called J R Hartley. Star Wars.
(Smale is stuffed, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 11:49, 5 replies)

Fuck off.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 11:57, closed)

Sorry, should I have said 'Last'?

(Smale is stuffed, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 12:00, closed)

et your fingers do the walking
One of my mates got married very young, while still living at his parents. Not sure how, but he ended up having his stag do at their house while they had gone away for the night. With loads of booze and some loud music, a good time was had by all. Next morning we all woke, bleary eyed, and starting cleaning up the place: collecting glasses, washing away the suspicious stains, bagging up the bottles and cans, putting all the furniture back. Everything was going swimmingly until, with just one hour before the parents were due back, the stag himself moved a magazine off a table to discover an enormous scratch in the polished surface. Panic! Luckily we found a copy of the Yellow Pages and quickly rang a French Polishing service, who turned up and restored a lustrous sheen to the t
bletop with ju
moments to spare. Ironically my mate's dad was called J R Hartley. Star Wars.
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 12:11, closed)

Legless will be furious
when he realises that you've nicked his story.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 12:16, closed)

I love that ad
An entire movie in 40 seconds.
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 13:26, closed)