I'm vaguely drunk.
The last Stag Do I attended was about a decade back. I'm not too sure how Stag Nights evolved into what we're told they're supposed to be these days really, back then it was just you and your mates getting drunk, at some point there'd be a stripper, the groom would end up handcuffed to a lamppost for a bit and then you'd all go home.
I could probably have made it to a cow-orker's one last year in the USA, but I thought 'fuck it' He wanted to go white water rafting me to wear black trousers. Plus I'd have had to book a crane to break down my wall for me to leave the house.


Oh yes, story. Groom, stripper, grimness, Star Wars etc.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 7 Feb 2014, 1:11, 3 replies)

How do you ork a cow?

( Ghoti Fingers, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 7:04, closed)

The Welsh have no specific training in the orking of cows
It seems to come naturally to them, like shagging sheep.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 7:42, closed)

See if the question of the week had finished on time I ould not have been able to vote for this.

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 8:49, closed)